Groan! Bikes checked in, only 6kg overweight (all Paul’s, apparently). Then to the loo, and on exiting, told to “Get out now!! Keep away from any glass”. Said a man with a big gun. All North Terminal human life left to go and stand under a bus shelter for 2 hours. Very young and very old received a free Flap Jack. And Linda.

2 More hours in the Sofitell waiting for the bomb squad to leave. We shared a room with the GB soft ball squad, on their way to USA. We have no idea if they play soft ball well, or even what soft ball is, but they can drink for England.

Now in Jamie Oliver’s, waiting for our 6 hour delayed flight.

Ho Hum.